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Our AI reads every line of your resume, finds every cliché, scores it brutally out of 100 — then rewrites it so you actually get interviews.
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This is what happens when AI has zero chill and full honesty.
42
/100
“Your resume reads like a LinkedIn motivational post written during a caffeine overdose.”
“Results-driven team player with strong communication skills”
This phrase has appeared on so many resumes it should qualify for public housing.
Increased conversion rate by 28% through redesigning onboarding flows.
“Passionate about innovation and leveraging synergies”
Translation: you attended one hackathon in 2019 and peaked.
Architected microservices migration reducing deployment time from 2 hours to 15 minutes.
“Managed various cross-functional projects”
'Various' is doing more heavy lifting here than you ever did at work.
Led 5 concurrent projects totaling $1.2M in budget with 100% on-time delivery.
How It Works
Three steps to a resume that doesn't suck.
Step 1
Upload Your Resume
Drag and drop your PDF. We'll extract the text instantly.
Step 2
Get Brutally Roasted
AI reviews every line, roasts every cliché, and scores your resume out of 100.
Step 3
Get the Fixed Version
Every roast comes with actionable improvements. Your resume, but actually good.
Pricing Plans
Invest in your Future.
One coffee worth of investment can land you a $100k+ job. Stop submitting resumes that get ignored.
Free
Resets monthly
- 2 roasts / month
- Resume score & feedback
- AI-powered improvements
- Shareable roast card
Monthly Pro
Resets monthly
- 30 roasts/month
- Resume score & feedback
- AI-powered improvements
- Shareable roast cards
- Roast history
- Priority processing
Yearly Pro
$4.66 per month
- 30 roasts/month
- Resume score & feedback
- AI-powered improvements
- Shareable roast cards
- Roast history
- Priority processing
People Love Getting Roasted
Don't take our word for it. Take theirs.
“I was offended for exactly 3 minutes. Then I realized my resume actually was garbage. The fixed version got me 3 interviews in a week.”
Alex K.
Software Engineer
“The AI said my resume had 'the personality of a corporate email signature.' Fair. The rewritten version actually sounds like a human wrote it.”
Priya S.
Product Manager
“I shared my roast score on Twitter and it went semi-viral. 42/100. The humiliation was worth the 6 job offers that followed.”
Marcus T.
Marketing Lead
“The roast pointed out I used 'detail-oriented' five times. FIVE. The improved bullets actually show my work instead of just describing it.”
Jen L.
UX Designer
Frequently Asked Questions
Everything you need to know before getting destroyed.